Presentation

Did my presentation today! First time so prepared for smtg. Normally last min 1. I think i should do this to the exams too. 

My dialogue :

• Elementary, my dear Watson. 
• Well Watson, old fellow. One can never call Sherlock Holmes dishonest. I fear this time we will become ... what is it they call it?
• I was thinking more of a blot on the ceiling. If of cos -- there is any ceiling left after the explosion.
• Indeed is indeed right. Wiggle Watson, wiggle!
• I fear you are correct old boy. That mad Moriority can certainly tie a dandy reversed, double overlapped, inverted chinese strangulation knot. 
• Never fear Watson. We still have nine minutes and fifteen seconds to free ourselves and located that ... what was it we were looking for?
• Ah, yes. Elementary, Watson. Judging by the sound of ticking, i'd say it was definitely a time bomb. 
• Indeed, old boy. Try to wiggle your fingers. Can you, old fellow? 
• Funny.
• It's just that my hands are perfectly well. However, i've lost all feelings in my left leg and there is this usual gout in the right one. I am not at all comfortable Watson. What's with these ropes, this bomb and my bloody gout?
• There are quite a few things you dont know about me Waston. 

THE END of part 1. :D  

Last min preparations = NOT GOOD! 

PS: Not bad, i din miss out a single word! :D

Bravo!